some thoughts i had today

disclaimer: the thought contained in the above thought bubble is much more entertaining than anything contained in the post to follow

things i thought today but didn't say out loud:

hey girl. yeah, you in the pink shirt. is that shirt new? i hope so cause you still have the price tag on it. however, you are walking much too briskly for me to catch up with you and i feel it innappropriate to yell something like this at you.

the library is supposed to be a quiet place to work. why in the hell are you doing very loud construction in the middle of the when you could wait 4 hours for everyone to be gone on break? what sort of construction device even makes a high-pitched squealing noise like that?

was that a bird that just ran into the window of the classroom?

who the hell smokes a cigar on their way to class?

the leaves are particularly crunchy as i walk through them today. delightful.

man i lead an exciting life.