When did calling someone a liar cease to be enough of an insult that people also felt the need to preceed it by calling them big and fat? Isn't that redundant anyway? I mean, really.
I'm now third in line on the hold list for that Amy Sedaris book at my library...hooray! That means I'll get to read it...sometime in 2007, maybe. Thanks for the recommendation, Corn Face!
Courtney. My rude prodding deserves no more weight than the commenters who link to advertisements for diet pills. It is designed simply for you to return an equal and opposite example of biting sarcasm so that we bond meaningfully beyond neutral pleasantries. I apologize that this has been misapplied and/or overextended. Sometimes this situation is best remedied by you telling me off and then me sending you something nice in the mail. But we can negotiate our own unique solution... just let me know.
Ms Courtney, why are you not blogging? While I do understand that yes, life is busy and what not, just a funny little 4 or 5 sentence post is all we ask. You are always amusing, if not catty, in your comments on people's blogs. C'mon, I miss your posts!
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Not only are these liars big and fat, but occasionally, their pants are on fire as well.
This is an important issue that must be discussed.
I call for a forum!
Courtney.
Indeed I will be coing to Milwaukee this weekend. I've been hella busy lately. Tonight I WILL update my blog and you can here all about it!
I'm now third in line on the hold list for that Amy Sedaris book at my library...hooray! That means I'll get to read it...sometime in 2007, maybe. Thanks for the recommendation, Corn Face!
I officially nominate you as the WORST BLOGGER EVER... not to chastise, but to motivate.
Mustering up a paragraph every two weeks... um I think pot-smoking slacker middle schoolers have you beat.
Courtney. My rude prodding deserves no more weight than the commenters who link to advertisements for diet pills. It is designed simply for you to return an equal and opposite example of biting sarcasm so that we bond meaningfully beyond neutral pleasantries. I apologize that this has been misapplied and/or overextended. Sometimes this situation is best remedied by you telling me off and then me sending you something nice in the mail. But we can negotiate our own unique solution... just let me know.
Ms Courtney, why are you not blogging? While I do understand that yes, life is busy and what not, just a funny little 4 or 5 sentence post is all we ask. You are always amusing, if not catty, in your comments on people's blogs. C'mon, I miss your posts!
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